Last week we exposed ladies' hostel "anti toilet infection" invention and guys were busy giving us sanitary tips abi?. Today na una day. Guyssssss, you people are not ordinary! Of all activities to bond with, y'all chose "shot putting". And the crazy part of this act, is that it is a secondry school invention, almost always carried onto higher learning institutions mostly by males. "Shot putting" - the act of defaecating into waterproof bags, while gisting with fellow culprits of the act, without the decency of even using toilet paper but sheets of paper. What you all didn't find out during the invention is that, tryin to clean youself with hard sheets often gets faeces under parts of the finger nails where simple washing can't reach - then imagine eating "agege" bread with those same fingers. Now tell me, how can we not be concerned?.. The WHO frowns greatly at surface defecation because it is the quickest means through which potential faeco-oral (faeces to mouth) infections are spread. And there is just an endless list of micro organisms which can be spread, when such surface dumped faeces are washed onto fruits and vegetables by "run off". Especially when people who have poor access to adequate water supply can't wash these food produce well enough. This microbial list includes Polio. So please if you are part of the "shot putters" don't ever come out in public to air your views, we don't want to hear such water proof "pooping", "paper wiping", "poop swinging" views. Heal our world!
Lol just passing by and decided to add this. Ladies equally engages in this act so don't point at guys alone. Meanwhile its most enjoyable doing itvbush way. Its not every body that uses paper. Just as u wrote last week, govt should do something equally for guys and other people that lacks toilet facilities. Ogwu ka oham na onu
ReplyDeleteHahaha are tou sure ladies engage too? From all the surveys I've conducted, men are the chief culprits!
Deletehehehehehe.
ReplyDeleteWhy are u beefing our bonding methods?
And to think we add pure organic manure to the land
Whatever happened to the days of bush fallowing, when pple were encouraged to add 'natural' value to the land.
Lol.. Co-ask please... don't we all just miss the good old days?
ReplyDeleteLadies do it too na! Shot putting has no gender
ReplyDelete"From all the surveys I've conducted, men are the chief culprits!"
ReplyDeleteI had to do that- keyword being "chief culprits". This indicates ladies are guilty too. I am a proud alumni of that "bonding" institution and really it's strange to me that someone, anyone would prefer paper over tissue or water. That was the norm back then for my "institution". I think the advice to be inferred from this great post is that men/ladies who have no choice but to engage in the traditional "shot put" method should adjust their cleaning methods (tissue/water over paper cleaning) until government can establish better sanitary facilities.
Thanks for this great post Ebele!